Small bear plays host Part 2

Finally, I have seem to come up with an reasonable answer to the previous entry that I posted. And it boils down to just 2 chinese words: 人心。

Sometimes, I may behave indifferent or even hostile towards people its not because I am that way, its because I am simply clamming up for protection. And as I grow older and start experience what our parents once described as 险恶的江湖, I taught myself to build walls, just because of some really bad experience that I once had. And its because of all this suspicions that had programmed me to behave in a negative way when "THE situation" arises.

Many may be wondering what is "THE situation"? It is a time that arises when others get into trouble which requires our favour in exchange for our personal welfare or will, that we stand out and help that person.

Bloody dastards make use of such situation so that they can squeeze every ounce of kindness out of the people. So what are the side effects? People who are kind by nature will have their kindness slowly drained out until there is barely anything left. At this point of time, the victim will start to be self centred, unwilling to help and feel disappointed with the world out there leaving them to their predicament.

I must confess that I have fall victim to this scenario stated above and am guilty that I have been treating potential friends in a nasty way. Many a times when I help someone I will end up worrying - was I being used or taken advantage of, they never ever appreciated the little kind acts. All theses just leads me to being pessimistic and end up brandishing this evil habit of mine to my friends too. If anyone felt pricked due this nature, I sincerely apologise, but for those selfish dastards, I totally mean it to them.

The more kind you are, the faster you will be disappointed with selfish people as you get to see how self centred people can get.

Build bridges not walls.

Small bear Play Host

Felt a sudden urge to meet up peopleeeeeeeee. Browsing through facebook and old photos, i realised that the fun and crazy things that we used to do in JC and the feeling couldnt be found anywhere.

I've been so busy andd preoccupied with ARMY stuff that I seem to have lost "it". IT being the funnny, fun-loving, crazy and witty side of me. ITs like engulfed by negative emotions, thoughts and everything bad. Recent gatherings do not have that same kinda feel that I once had. I suppose I have to learn to deal with it and retain my true self. :)))) well I must really work hard towards that.

I must and will ensure that I find the answer/solution to this.

RE: Apologies to all my friends that I cannot meet up with

Everything moved on since our last crossroads and we always try to meet up everynow and then to catch up.

Been feeling quite guilty that I am really busy with works/duty in 1MS and I have less time together with my precious friends.

OH well, I decided not to let this post fall into an emo context and thus I decided to change it to one of Sihao's CRAZZZZYYYYY CHEWSSS post. So put on your thinking caps and try to decipher as much nonsense as you can from my entry.


One day, a group of Bimbos that were once good friends decided to meet up as they had not been in contact with each other for quite some time.

Bimbo A: Wow, your handbag is sooooo BOOMS!
Bimbo B: Ya? You know? I thought so too! I bought it cause its soooo BOOMS!
BimBO A: OH I am a HUGE FAN of croc skin Handbags. Its totally BOOMS!
Bimbo C: Look at the colour of your skirt! Isnt that Khaki Green? sooo BOOMS!
Bimbo D: yes, I love that colour too. It is sooooo POW!

BIMBO A,B,C stares at Bimbo D.

Soon they burst out laughing and proceed for high tea.

What did you catch from the story above? They are all fan of RIS LOW? ya that is partially correct. Why did they burst out laughing?

It may be another crap story that I came up with at 0006hrs 14 Oct 2009 but there is some hidden meaning behind it:

We maybe in total sync when we were together in the past where the way we talk and the way we speak is very similar. The fact that we all speak a different language now doesnt move that we have drifted apart, it just means that everyone carried on on what they should in life and is under the influence of the uncontrollable. We may be saying BOOMS BOOMS BOOMS previously, but POW is also a perfect onomatopoeia that brings out the GIST of BOOMS and combine it to be BEP's BOOM BOOM POW. Nothing's change if we dont want it to be :) Create our own legend everyday.

IF YOU WANNA GO OUT~. PUT YOUR HANDS~ IN THE AIR.

BIMBORTIC QUOTE OF THE DAY : BOOMS!

SIP-SIP-ly I am back...

Sooooo many things happpen ever since I last blogged and the primary reason why I would want to return to my ranting space is just that I learnt quite a bit of things lately.

Yes, I am posted to 1 Medical Squadron, a very unique composition of people over here comprising of : a thief, a bootlicker, a wannabe everything, a power-guzzling sucker, querky docs, fked up people, weirdos. I think that the whole world can be condensed into the relative people that I mentioned above. So what happens when you put them together?

BOOMS! YA? BOOMS! YOU KNOW?! YA!

Just totally hilarious and happening place to be in.

However, on another note, I was slapped right in the face by reality with all the politics and hidden arrows/flying daggers whizzing past every moment. 一闪神... hong kan liao, you will kanna big time.

I Do Not know why but I find it hard to say NO to other people when they ask for help and all. I think it is perfectly fine if people are appreciative and all but lets face the fact that humans tends to take things for granted. Its just like a meter that will be reset and callibrated every period of time depending on the previous experiences. I think I must learn to be vocal and more assertive at all times.

Really enjoyed the times when I stayed back with my colleagues and we end up at orchard road at 10pm watching horror and gory show like DARAH that we are all soooooo scared of. I guess that is the whole point huh?

Life was never boring here in 1MS. Just so..... BOOMS

泛黄的书本

当我在整理以前的旧书时，看上了一本星座。手相与命运的书。

翻开第一页，上面写着我妈妈的名字和一个日期

当我迅速翻阅这本书时，我的手停在一页：与双子座交际之法

使我的手停在这一页并非巧合，是因为一个书签，妈妈常用的书签。

我顿时泛了泪光。

可能是巧合，也可能小时候的我就是那么难调教。

来人啊, "猪”发伺候！

Lim Peh 回来了！这一次周古人要谈一谈的是古代可悲和可耻的处罚方式。。。。

浸猪笼

这一次，我要用英语来探讨这个刻苦考题，为什么？应为不只华人才可以浸猪笼，EVERYONE ALSO CAN.

As seem from the words, we all can deduce that 猪笼 is meant for the pigs, and pigs of course are dirty animals. And if you seen the real 猪笼, the pigs are squeezed inside. One 歇后语to describe it is : 如花头拔丝袜， 非常的挤。 Their body will be virtually pressed against the 猪笼 which can be a very terrible an claustrophobic thing.

Therefore some smart alec saw it and said," hey! This serve as a wonderful punishment for humans too!"

So these guy went around looking for target audience. Then he stumbled upon his wife cheating on him with another guy and immediately he shouted ," 狗男女！" And that is how he got his target audience for 猪笼.

进猪笼 is a very useful phrase in our modern society too and its not as crude as other words. It can replace words like go to hell, go and die, Fuck you :). Just say 抓你浸猪笼 is enough. And when u say that you must accompany the image of the person in the 猪笼 struggling for help and being thrown to river and left to die.

浸猪笼 (jin4 zhu1 long2) : soak in the pigs cage. verb to describe the action of soakin in the pigs cage. Also mean death sentence. Also refer to 猪笼.

Disclaimer : The above post is purely for laughs and entertainment which means non of which may be real

OMG i am so ready to be a teacher ....

Walking down the memory lane.... AGAIN

As the title. Its some typical emo entry again. Not a sad one but more of a awww-I-wanna-relive-that-moment feel =]

Night study was always fun. Fun not as in the studying but the crapping session lol. I think it should be called crap session instead cause we always end up gossiping and such. lol sinful days. I particularly like it when we have to go out and buy food and buy the necessary "rations" needed to fight the "war". Crazy scribbling at the whiteboards.lol. I remember i drew the stupid mamemo and of course the epic picture of bingie and yingwen STARING and GRINNING at me MENACINGLY. hahaha.

Maths lesson. lol. I remember like half of the time Maths lesson was the revise-for-your-LEP-test-or-you-are-going-to-fail lesson. Not as if we always pass LEP but we try not to fail HORRIBLY you see. hahaha. Charming Mr Heng quoted from the 0630 girls lol always end up crapping/gossiping with us too. hahahaha.

LEP lesson. Z-O-M-G. Too much to say. In short its...
一个疯子
一位于丹
一位胖子变瘦子
一位(censored)
lol. The above description meant no offense just apt descriptions. hahahaha. Love my LEP teachers. Inspiring and caring teachers. 一句话：“BUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRR 棒！”

CHEM lesson. Questions more than Answers. Enough said. lol

Physics lesson. "Aiyo Sihao how come your results dro...." omg.... Dont get it started man

General paper. I love Mdm Ang. SRSLY. SASSY. STYLISH. QWERKY. Whats her fav action? hahahaha. Use her hands to shove her hair backwards behind her shoulders lol. oh ya and she is the queen of 走音, sorry mdm ANG but the king is my LEP teacher =] ANd i just rmbed mdm ang had rheumatism and she always limp when there is a rain incoming or its raining. Take care ya?

Awwww Memories.... All alone in the moonlighttttttttt.

是谁，在敲到我窗？ 是谁，在拨动心弦？

tired

Resting now but still damn tired.

sibei tired. lol